So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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