Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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