Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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