Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
