Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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