Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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