Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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