So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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