Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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