yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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