Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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