Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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