My first STD was from a foam party
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
