I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
