Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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