yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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