Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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