Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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