So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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