His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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