Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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