He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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