Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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