he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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