You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i think i just lost a toe
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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