Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You work out of a Hotel?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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