Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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