Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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