I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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