If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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