shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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