watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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