if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize
