Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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