I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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