so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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