i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize
