Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They are going to name an STD after you.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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