if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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