I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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