I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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