It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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