My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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