I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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