I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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