All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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