he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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