what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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