I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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