Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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