There was a lot of him and a little penis
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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