I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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