I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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