So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
