I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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